What a classic response to this gold digger. This ad and the response actually appeared on social networking site Craig's List. What am I doing wrong? Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t thi
A pot of burning chilli sparked fears of a biological terror attack in central London. Firefighters wearing protective breathing apparatus were called to D'Arblay Street, Soho, after reports of noxious smoke filling the air. Police closed off three roads and evacuated homes following the alert. Specialist crews broke down the door to the Thai Cottage restaurant at 1900 BST on Monday where they discovered the source - a 9lb pot of chillies. The restaurant had been preparing Nam Prik Pao, a
Bimbette: She was being such a bitch, and I was like, 'You catch more flies with honey than you do with a fly swatter, y'know.'
Boyfriend: Don't talk. Seriously. Just stand there and look hot, okay?
White tween: Everyone has a MySpace.
Asian tween: I don't have a MySpace.
White tween: You don't got a MySpace? Why not?
Asian tween: 'Cause it's the easiest way to meet sexual predators.
White tween, laughing: Nah, don't worry. You ain't ever gonna meet any sexual predators -- you're ugly. I love this site: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
~ Bertrand Russell Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
~ Napoleon Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth.
~ Lucy Parsons Civil disobedience, that’s not our problem. Our problem is that people are obedient all over the world in the face of poverty and starvation and stupidity, and war, and cruelty. Our problem is that people ar
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do I come here often?"
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Got any ID?" asks the bartender. The Texan replies, "About what?"
A pair of battery jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You can come in here, but you better not start anything!"
A Latin scholar walk
What happens when a wife calls up a radio station and asks them to help her find out if her husband is cheating on her? Hint: It doesn't turn out well for the poor chap. http://www.betterloverseminar.com/desi_wife_catches_husband.php My favorite parts:Husband: American women use the mouth. You don't use the mouth.Wife: You don't use the mouth either. Husband: No but the man does not have to use the mouth.Husband: 25% of the time you're on the periodical anyway. TF Event on the 16th a
I've been buried a little recently but it looks like I will finally be able to get a little bit of a holiday worked into my schedule. I have some business in India next week and then I'll be in BKK from the 15th - 19th. I scheduled an event for the 16th @ 6pm over at Gullivers for whoever wants so swing by and grab a drink.http://www.thailandfriends.com/index.php?name=Events&msg=200#1257 Note: I changed the time from 8 to 6pm.
If all goes according to plan I'll be spending a few days in BKK in mid-Sept. I have a business trip to India in the beginning of Sept so I thought I would pop over and spend a few days on holiday. I fly out of India on the 14th and arrive in BKK early am on the 15th. Then I'm leaving on the 19th and flying back to the UK. Only snag here is on the Thai Airways website they quote a fare of about $330. I tried to book it but it wouldn't let me pay on the website for an eTicket. I called thei
I kind of got caught up in this crazy story and I wanted to share and ask for some help tracking down some facts. The story is completely unconfirmed but parts of it are checking out to be true. Some guy named Tom Grant who lives down in Pattaya where he runs Adventure Holidays Thailand (caters to disabled travelers) has set up a website where he claims that a very high profile poker professional tried to put a hit on him.http://www.phillaak-thailand.com/His site is a little difficult to read
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?--Little boy: Why didn't Harry Potter just take a shotgun and blow that guy's head off?--Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.--Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out.
Mom: I've heard that one befor
Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Hi, officer. Do you mind holding my beer while I find my license?
I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get y
I logged into MSN at 4am this morning and started up what I thought would be a friendly chat with a fellow TF'er. She told me that Randy had died. I couldn't believe it but she sent me a link on TF and I couldn't deny it. I'm sure most people here knew Randy better than I did. I never met the man face to face. He PM'd me shortly after I joined and was sort of like my mentor here. He gave me the scoop on how TF operates and how to fit into this new community. There really wasn't anything i
As many people already know, I've been running a contest for the 1000th person to vote for me. The prize for the lucky winner is an account upgrade to premium. One of the problems I ran into originally when I came up with the contest was what would happen if the 1000th vote was cast by someone already with a premium membership. I attempted to solve that one by stating that if the 1000th person was a premium member than I would look at 1001, 1002, 1003, and so on until I hit the first person 1
One of my favorite hotels in BKK is the President Solitaire on Soi 11 (not to be confused with the Grand President). So whenever I'm walking down towards Sukhumvit I always pass the Bed Supper Club. I keep meaning to check it out but I normally never get around to it. I've heard some people rave about the place and others who say it's shite. Anybody have any advice on whether it's worth checking out? And yes, I've already gathered that it's way overpriced :-)
I have a good buddy of mine who is on his first trip trip to Thailand. It's a strange choice for him since he's someone who hates being touched. He's famous amongst his friends for squirming when someone puts their arm around him. Of course every trip report he's posted involves at least one lady boy coming up to him and grabbing his crotch. He's even posted photos of the crotch grabbings. So the question is, if you're afraid of something is it more likely to happen to you
