23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts ...

Are you saying there are a lot of fat arses around the world?

Did you know..... 1% of all photocopier faults (in Germany only) was caused by ******* the copier....

how nice of your butts then? send me some pic! LOL

pictures of my butt available only on cam ..

Did you know..... 11% of all photocopier faults (in Japan only) was caused by people with little desk space who eat Sushi on them and spill soy sauce.

well i won't be photocopying my face then.

100% of all photocopier malfunctions here in Iraq are caused by sand being introduced into the electronics.

wow.. so many official statistics shown on this page LOL I am speechless

lol