What Your Ringtone Says About You
Michael, 29, Clocks by Coldplay
You are a well-dressed, overly sensitive heterosexual, who has a thing for Brit pop. You own an SUV, but you take the train to work. On said train, you listen to the likes of U2, Radiohead, and Dave Matthews on your stylish white earphones. Bono is your soul. You hold out hope that he’ll replace Kofi Annan as U.N. Secretary-General. Your girlfriend makes you watch Grey’s Anatomy, but secretly, you love it.
Paris, 25, Stars Are Blind by Paris Hilton
You are actually Paris Hilton. That’s the only explanation here.
Stacy, 13, What’s Left Of Me by Nick Lachey
You are momentarily shattered. You think 8th grade boys are the meanest thing ever. You like Mark Snidecker but you saw him kissing Colleen Nelson at Darren Smalls’ party last week. You will exact your revenge in time when you become a high school girl with large breasts and no conscience. You can’t believe they killed off Marissa on The O.C., but still you can’t wait for next season to start. You like the mall and Starbucks.
Monica, 24, Disco Inferno by 50 Cent
You are a slut.
Alex, 23, A Public Affair by Jessica Simpson.
You need help. You should be prohibited from listening to music, and from owning a cell phone. Talking and breathing are no longer allowed, either. - collegehumor.com
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