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Impossible


Yingyai

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I just get this from my friend 555555

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Impossible!

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better," the old man replied.

"I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who was

pregnant & just delivered a child.

What do you think of that, Doc?" the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then said,

"Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is

a hunter.

He never misses a season for hunting.

But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he

accidentally grabs his umbrella

instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he's

walking in the woods near a creek,

and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front

of him.

He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion

and squeezes the handle.

BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.

"Someone else must have shot that lion."

"Exactly"... Said the Doc.

***************

I hope it can enjoy your day!!!!!

Cheers

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I just get this from my friend 555555

******************

Impossible!

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better," the old man replied.

"I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who was

pregnant & just delivered a child.

What do you think of that, Doc?" the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then said,

"Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is

a hunter.

He never misses a season for hunting.

But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he

accidentally grabs his umbrella

instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he's

walking in the woods near a creek,

and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front

of him.

He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion

and squeezes the handle.

BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.

"Someone else must have shot that lion."

"Exactly"... Said the Doc.

***************

I hope it can enjoy your day!!!!!

Cheers

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