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Drowsy_Piaw

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Well i got something onmy bulletin on myspace and  think it's kinda funny and good so i just wanna share to you guys. maybe some already got this stuff. For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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Men are like....
 
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 
 
 
Heheh, like muh lil joke?? Funny as hell huh???  
 
 
 
 
 

 

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Well i got something onmy bulletin on myspace and  think it's kinda funny and good so i just wanna share to you guys. maybe some already got this stuff. For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

45efd95451610_DrowsyThaiGirl.profile.jpg
 
 
Men are like....
 
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 
 
 
Heheh, like muh lil joke?? Funny as hell huh???  
 
 
 
 
 

 

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inamorato25

1. Women are like ..Laxatives ..... A little bit uncomfortable in your life, but...ultimately...good for you.

2. Women are like.Bananas .... Soft and bruise easily, but tasty and fun to peel.

3. Women are like Weather ... Unpredictable. Watch for sudden stormy bursts.

4. Women are like ....Blenders. And if you're a guy, you know exactly why you need them.

5. Women are like ....Chocolate Bars....Melt when they get hot.

6. Women are like ....Commercials ....... Seem to love to talk when watching your favourite program.

7. Women are like Department Stores ..... Lots of unnecessary announcements when really, you just wanna shop!

8. Women are like ......Government Bonds .... They don't show much interest.

9. Women are like .....Mascara....OK, I give up. I'm not even sure what mascara is.

10. Women are like ...Popcorn ..... Always best with butter dripped over.

11. Women are like Snowstorms .... Can suddenly turn cold, and the sudden unexpected flurries disrupt daily life.

12. Women are like ........Lava Lamps . Not much going on till they heat up.

13. Women are like Parking Spots.....There's never one available when you're looking.

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Dekka

Great Sequel inamorato25.

What a payback. Give to em! Hows that affect you D Girl?

I know you will see the Funny side of it. Ha Ha

Really good to get opposite views. Both have a lot of truth in them.

Just wondering how long you it took to nut out the cover version?

You are one smart Cookie.

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