Fashion tips for women
I ran across this guy's website and as I read through some of his journal entries he's got a few that leave me laughing so hard I start to cry. This is one of those posts. When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism.. . . Fidel Castro hats were made to be worn by Fidel Castro. Not hipster losers trying to look ironic. Unless you have a beard and you led a coup in 1959 to establish a Marxist socialist state in Cuba, take it the fuck off. It wouldn't even be so bad if you were Cuban, but you're not. . . . There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living. Taken from The Best Page in the Universe
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