I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and woman say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage is love; after marriage is self-defense.    

The first thing i notice about a woman is her heart. She must have a good heart or i'm just not interested. I don't care if she looks like a bag of chisels, for me it's the heart.

All this being said, i've always have trophy girlfriends.

i like it. i like it.

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