White tween: Everyone has a MySpace.

Asian tween: I don't have a MySpace.

White tween: You don't got a MySpace? Why not?

Asian tween: 'Cause it's the easiest way to meet sexual predators.

White tween, laughing: Nah, don't worry. You ain't ever gonna meet any sexual predators -- you're ugly.  I love this site: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ 

lol that is soooo not surprising!