At a small county court, the attorney of the plaintiff called for the first witness, an elderly lady. He approached her and asked: "Mrs Jones, do you know me?"

The lady answered: "Yes, I know you, Mr. Williams! I know you since you were a boy and honestly I have to say that I am very disappointed of you. You are lying, you are cheating on your wife, you are manipulating people and talking bad behind their backs. You think you are important but in fact, you have just enough brains to move a sheet of paper from left to right. Yes, I know you!"

The lawyer was speechless and it took him some time to pick up his line again. Then he asked: "Mrs. Jones, do you know the attorney of the defendant?"

She said: "Yes, I know Mr. Bradley since he was a young man. He is a lazy and bigoted person and additionally he has a serious alcohol problem. He is not able to have any normal social contacts and his law firm is the worst in the whole province. Moreover, he is cheating on his wife with three other women, and one of them is yours. Yes, I know him!"

So the judge called the two attorneys to his desk and whispered: "If anyone of you idiots asks her if she knows me, it's the chair for both of you!"

@Green_Tea: Be careful, because this applies to you as well as to me

It has happened to me on TFF, more and more are knowing each other.. and actually wrong info is transferred, actually it was info on another guy, but accidentally associated me to it and the other person took it for granted and things didnt go well. I had no way to back up what info I never saw etc. I practically have a clean sheet besides girls lying to me, thats about all.

Thats good......