HELLO ALL,ITS JUST AN FORWARDED EMAIL I GOT..SHARING WITH YOU ALL       School:  A place where father pays

and Son plays.

 

Life Insurance:  A contract that

keeps you poor all your life so

that

you can die Rich.

 

 

Nurse:  A person who wakes u up

to give you sleeping pills.

 

 

Marriage: It's an agreement in

which a man loses his bachelor

degree .

and a woman gains her masters.

 

 

Divorce: Future tense of

Marriage.

 

 

Tears: The hydraulic force by

which masculine willpower is

defeated by

feminine waterpower.

 

 

Lecture: An art of transferring

information from the notes of 

the

Lecturer to the notes of the

students without passing through

"the minds of

either"

 

 

Conference: The confusion of one

man multiplied by the number

present.

 

 

Compromise: The art of dividing a

cake in such a way that 

everybody

believes he got the biggest piece.

 

 

Dictionary : A place where

success comes before work.

 

 

Conference Room : A place where

 everybody talks, nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on.

 

 

Father: A banker provided by

nature.

 

 

Criminal: A guy no different from

 the rest....except that he got

caught.

 

 

Boss: Someone who is early when

you are late and late when you

are

early.

 

Politician : One who shakes your

hand before elections and your

Confidence after.

 

 

Doctor : A person who kills your

ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

 

 

Classic: Books, which people

praise, but do not read.

 

 

Smile: A curve that can set a lot

of things straight.

 

 

Office:  A place where you can

relax after your strenuous home

life.

 

 

Yawn: The only time some

 married men ever get to open

their mouth.

 

 

Etc..: A sign to make others

believe that you know more than you

actually do.

 

 

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done

together.

 

 

Experience: The name men give

to their mistakes.

 

Atom Bomb: An invention to end

all inventions.

 

Philosopher: A fool who torments

himself during life, to be spoken

of  when

dead .

 

 

 

 

Very good 8-)

micheal ray-ya thats true but not everytime

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Truely one of the reason why I don't like my boss and my subordinates don' like me.

What to do !!

The certificate of marriage: It is not a slip of paper though it is a slip of paper.