...awwwww...

Penguin season......



Complaint No 1. from room number 1507
Me : How may i help you sir,
Guest: Yes... mayb you can...you know i didnt complaint but many kids run around the hallway... and this is not a play ground they run around with out their parent around... and mayb got some accident.. hu..
Me : Yes Sir, (thinking,, Damn.. those little penguin again.... run around)
Guest: I just wanna tell you thats all..... *** smile***
Me : Thanks Sir. Have a nice day.



Complaint No2.From room number 1506
Me: How may i help you Sir.
Guest: its really smell here... i wanna to move to new room.... smell of spicy curry smell,
Me : (thinking.. Damn .... those penguin cooking their own food again )
Alright Sir. i will inform Housekeeping to set ozone machine in hallway. and your room
Guest : NO... I wWANT TO MOVE TO OHER ROOM...AND YOU HAVE TO UPGRADE ME FOR THIS PROBLEM..
Me : Well.. you can move to other floor.. but i cant upgrade you to bigger room.... we fully book today (actually its not)..lol......
Guest : ok... when i can move?
Me : alright you just pack your things and call me back when you done.....
Guest : thanks..
Me : your welcome (hu....)

last... its not complaint... But just work hard all day/... and a bit confuse with the thing that guest ask..
1st call: Front desk, How may I help you
Wheres the money exchange.... ?
Me : its just right on the corner. opposite tops supermarket. sir..
Guest : ok.. thanks
Me : is theres anyhting else you would like to ask Sir?
Guest : No. thanks..
Me : your welome...



2nd call....
Guest: How can i dial Number from my room....?
Me : you just press Number zero first and then you dial the number... Madam.
Guest : Ok.. thanks...
Me : your welcome


3rd call

Guest : i need more towel in my room.
Me : yes sir. Housekeeping will bring to your room
Guest : thanks so much
Me : your welcome.



4th call.

Guest : Wheres the swimming pool??
Me : (Start to feel headache now.... ) I WILL SEND TO YOUR ROOM sIR...

THE LAst thing that i heard is that guy luagh out loud for what i answer... and he said he will wait for my swimming pool....

Is it that time already??? Great!! My genuine penguin slippers are a bit worn and I need a new pair!!!

(and while I'm out a hunting, can go sealclubbing instead of nightclubbing!!)

Unny...............Finally!!......you have lost the PLOT!!!! Yessss????!!! ......

Next you will get the crazy idea it was my B'day yesterday??!!!! Its ok ill still take the gift you bought!!!!.....Hu!!!!

I better get out my tuxedo, then.

hu!

The Penguins stole my sanity!!!

LOL! Good luck!

Send me a pool for my imaginary B'day also!! LOL!!

remember...customer always right..((sometime))...and..i need some swimming pool aswell...lol..ting tong girl

hahaha Do you mean Middle East Guest???????????

Hu hu hu!

wow, a girl who always agrees and says yes.

You should be happy that no one asked to send him a girl. Once I was staying in Manila with my ex in a quite respectable hotel and we were talking with the staff as at the same a Japanese guy called to send a girl to his room and the guy at the desk politely answered that they don't offer that kind of service.

But he kept calling and shouting in the phone, we could hear the rude conversation and the man at the desk stayed polite giving the same answer again and again.

We and the other staff were really peeing in our pants.

i was staying in boracy in the phillipines with my girl friend at a nice hotel. the day we checked in we got a call and she answered the phone. she told me it was for me. there was a lady asking if i needed a massage and company for the night. i told her no i was with my girl friend. she said " ok i will come later then" my girl was laughing so hard at me by this time because of the look of shock i had on my face.

but on the other hand unny what in the hell do you smoke to have penguins running around your hotel and why are they cooking curry???????

This is exactly why I quit the hotel industry. Trust me... Run for your life before you become crazy, or worse... cynical.

Ozone machine? Hu?