Conversation With Software Engineer

Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself.

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - Oh God !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?

 Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad’s house.

Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going

Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer. 

What connection did she use. Was it wireless or bluetooth

Nice song.

Are you still studying Jan,?hehe

Hahahaha. Serious 'User Error' with this one!

Blue Screen of Death!

who_ever_wrote {that joke+ knows nothing} :"about programming"

My major computer engineering in the college;-) i've already learned a lot in the classroom and i hope to be able to make practical use of it in business;-)

And then i change my major to public administration;-) coz i think the study of business administration is most advanced hehehe

lol. Hope i not become like that

That would be so irritating hehe..

As a softwaee developer i must say hmmpff ;-)

Does it mean it is better to marry a public administrator then?

a joke if it is better to marry a public administrator?Coz never marry a software engineer right? hehehhehehehehe thanks you na

A hardware engineer would make a better huband

He could update your ROM and RA??? 555

and enhance your VDU's give you better BUS connections

update you USB. The possibilites are limitless

you could become a superwoman ........

Gav: How you think???very amazing wowoowowwoowoowowo i will find hardware engineer soooooooooon then i want to be a superwomen hehehe thanks you ka

Why would you (Sinenat) want to be a Super Woman?

Van: i neeeeeeed my husband update my ROM hehehehehhehe Can you????

Of course...when do I start?...hehe

what is the cause of the current down turn in the stock markets around the world

Will the Paulson package save a financial meltdown?

can you answer? and then i will tell you when my computer broke heheheheheh

sure, I can answer

The current down turn in the stock markets in the stock markets world wide was caused principally by banks who allowed people who did not have enough money to borrow a lot of money to buy homes in the US. When house prices were rising, it was not a problem, everybody was winning...but when the house prices started falling and at the same time, interest rate rising, people who could not afford it, simply walked awasy from their obligation to pay the bank back, which caused the banks to lose money. At the moment, banks are reluctant to lend to each other and will only lend to borrowers at high interest rates...this is causing a lot of fear because investors are fearful that companies will not be able to survive without loans from banks.

As to the Paulson package, yes...it will save a financial meltdown, the market should recover for awhile.

have experience working for a stockbroking firm? know to much hehehehehehe

You know about what's hightlight stocks in thailand??

Hang on a minute I thought a lot of it had to do with traders selling short, and hoping to recover the shares they sold for a lot cheaper price. Combined with bad lending practices for home loans with banks in the US. Then you throw in higher demand for oil and traders driving up the prices of oil and other esential commidities. I dont think you can look at the problem with the banks in isolation. Yes it was a problem, but throw in the other factors and it was compounded 10 fold. I am not skilled in these matters it is just what i have observed by reading the papers, so I may be wrong...................

Thanks Gav for a good lesson in stock market

Thanks Van for a good information na ka

Van : The North- South problem is getting a lot of attention all around the world recentry. Can you explain briefly what this is???

OMG....what a question....how can I answer?

Have to guess na.

Here goes: the North of Thailand is where Thaksin came and most people from the North voted for him or his replaced party.

Most people from the South voted for the Democrats...hehe

No, just kidding, the North is where a lot of Industrialized nations are and they have got the money, access to resources and power.

The Southern nations are usually the developing ones - they basically want what the Industrialized natiions have.

Did I pass the test?...hehe...lol

Umm that great The economic development isn't spread out evenly it tends to be concentrated in a few areas. The north-south problem is mostly a problem of unbalanced economic development, I think hehehehheheeh Yeh you pass hhhhh

so easy question then : The stock market puts out the Dow average every day. Do you know what that is???? heheheheheheehehehhe

OMG, this question is too hard.....help Dr Jan!!!