10 Signs You're Dealing With A Dumb Criminal

1.He took public transportation to and from his bank robbery.

2.He is using his seeing eye dog as a look-out.

3.Instead of a cherry pie,he shoplifted yeast, flour, eggs, and a jar of cherries.

4.You caught him driving a stolen car with "The Club" still on.

5.He tries to convince you that he thought crack was a breakfast cereal.

6.He responds to your use of verbal force with a bunch of "Yo'momma" oneliners.

7.He makes himself laugh every time he says he's innocent.

8.He claims diplomatic immunity because he's a citizen of the Republic of Texas.

9.He asks the judge for a senior citizen discount on his 7-year sentence.

10.He left footprints and a bloody glove at the crime scene.