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You Can Never Expect What kids Will Say


The_Night_Owl

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A college professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first graders, by using a bowl of Lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began:

?Red.............cherry,?

?Yellow.........lemon,?

?Green..........lime,?

?Orange .orange.

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavoured lifesaver.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

?Well,? he said, ?I?ll give you all a clue. It?s what your mother may sometimes call your father.?

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out, and yelled, ?Oh My God! Spit them out everyone.

They?re ASSHOLES!!!!

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A college professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first graders, by using a bowl of Lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began:

?Red.............cherry,?

?Yellow.........lemon,?

?Green..........lime,?

?Orange .orange.

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavoured lifesaver.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

?Well,? he said, ?I?ll give you all a clue. It?s what your mother may sometimes call your father.?

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out, and yelled, ?Oh My God! Spit them out everyone.

They?re ASSHOLES!!!!

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