A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

?I went by your grandma?s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!?

The biker looks at him and doesn?t say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: ?I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!?

The biker?s buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

?I?ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!?

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes

and says.................... ?Grandpa, ....... Go home! You?re drunk!

lol, good one

lolol...good joke

HAHA:)

A pretty blonde walks into a bar and asks the handsome fellow at the bar what he's drinking.

He says, "Magic beer. You want one?"

"Aw, that's stupid. There's no such thing" she says.

"Look, I'll show you". He takes a big swig and proceeds to throw himself out of a nearby window, where he proceeds to fly up and around the building, and back into bar window.

"That's incredible! I don't believe it!" she says.

"Hey barkeep, throw me another one o' them Magic Beers". The bartender shakes his head and pours another beer and slides it down the bar. The man chugs about half of it and proceeds to leap out the window and circle the building again.

"Here, you try it" he says to the blonde.

She takes a big draw on the glass, jumps out of the window, and falls about 30 feet to the ground - breaking both her legs - and begins screaming in pain.

The bartender says, "Superman, you're a real bastard when you're drunk."

LOL

I dont which one to lol at the most