BEVERLY HILLS, CA—According to a report released Monday by U.S. plastic surgeon general Dr. Louis T. Saddler, an alarming number of American women are suffering from dangerously small breasts.

"The undersized breasts problem in the United States has reached crisis level," Saddler said during a press conference held at the National Centers for Rhinoplasty and Microdermabrasion. "Unless they receive immediate cosmetic treatment, millions of women in this country will lose the attention of their male acquaintances completely, and some may never be able to land husbands or, if they are somehow already married, keep their husbands' interest."Read further...

Bigger bellies and smaller breasts? That does sound like a national crisis.

I blame the Bush Administration!

Burgers widen buttocks - never breasts

Innovative way for the plastic surgeon industry to handle the recession

Americans with small breast? ahhhhh i c, this is from bev hills....

obviously a person whos never been to asia yea?

say NO to surgery!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE

unless u look like Sloth form The Goonies.... then u might need a lil touch up

"Posted by beej [ 11 March 2009 | 1:28PM ]

I blame the Bush Administration!"

good point. if the bush is administered properly, guys won't even notice breast size.