A British SAS squad and an American Marines squad are together in the middle of a city. The commanding officers of each group are discussing the merits of SAS vs Marines; these officers have reputations for being the strongest, toughest and most feared men in the whole of the armed forces. The American squad leader turns to the British officer and says "My Marines are so much braver than your SAS." "I doubt that very much." says the SAS officer. "They are much braver," says the American. "Watch this." The American squad leader turns to one of his Marines and shouts "SERGEANT!! Climb to the very top of that building and jump off" "SIR YES SIR" shouts the sergeant. The sergeant runs inside the building, runs to top, and without a seconds thought jumps off the top off the building and smashes in to the ground. He survives but is very badly injured and gets taken away on a stretcher. The American leader turns to the SAS officer and says "Now thats bravery" "Yeah well watch this." says the British officer. He turns to his men and bellows at the top of his voice "YOU PRIVATE, CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THAT BUILDING AND JUMP OFF" The private looks at the officer and says "Sir, GO F*CK YOURSELF, Sir" The Officer turns around to the American and says "Now THAT'S f*cking bravery"

lol good one

Heard it before Iain, but still good :-)

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that story definitely has a British press slant to it...lol

wouldn't agree GK. While the Marines may be damned fine, they are not the SAS, and even the SAS are slightly in the shadow of the SBS!!!

i cant stop laughing,

"Sir, GO F*CK YOURSELF, Sir" LMAO

Hrm, shouldn't it be the SAS versus Delta Force? Though the point might be mute as Delta was modeled on the SAS. /geek mode off