I wanna try it.Along with whiskey toothpaste . . . the world's shortiest nightie.  Sometimes good things go together.

Wife: "You were out drinking weren't you?"

Drunk Husband: "No!! I was just taking care of my teeth and gums for God's sake!!"

Wife: "I'm sorry for thinking that..."

Clever Husband: "Don't be sorry!! Put on this nightie and MAYBE I'll forgive you."

Rob's got the right idea!

Haha - sounds like this toothpaste could be useful.