I love a cheap knockoff that says you shouldn't be buying knockoffs.  :-) 

CaptainHoe should get one of this.

A neat birthday pressy for my "Hoe" :-)

yikes

I completely agree .... when buying for the ***** family, one must always be careful what quarments one picks up... unless they have been thoroughly lawndried...

they should advetise on TF...

I see sales skyrocketing!

I guess when they get dirty, then they have to go to the scrubbers :-)

do whores wear garments? maybe their families do ^__^