Game Over Losers!
I finished my fancy dress costume today...
I used...
1 tin black paint
1 tub latex glue
2 packs modelling clay
3 tubes silicone (2 black, 1 clear)
1 grey spraypaint
1 brown spraypaint
1 black spraypaint
1 chrome spraypaint
1 mannequin torso
2 square metres of foam rubber
1 old motorbike tyre
2 sponges
4 rolls of black tape
1 old motorbike helmet
2 empty 3l water bottles
1 can of expanding filler
6 curtain rings
6 elastic hairbands
150 assorted cable ties
1 reel fishing line
2 metres of plumbing pipe
1 pair black leggings
1 black sweatshirt
6 or 7 Bangkok Posts
(do you know what it is yet?)
It looks ******* fantastic!!! It's a shame I can't win (seeing as I'm giving away the prizes)...
But I just raised the bar for fancy dress to a whole new level.
In years to come - long after I've been banned from TF - people will say, "TF fancy dress party? OK I'll come... but do you remember English Bob's amazing costume?"
It's just a shame there won't be a TV crew there to make a documentary "The Making of English Bob's Costume."
On the plus side, I can now clean up some of the mess in my apartment, which looks terrible right now.
I found out Climax have a special deal - 3 people entering before 11pm get a bottle of JW Red free of charge. If we time it right, we could get 7 or 8 bottles (for those people who like a drink). They probably screw you on the mixers, but whatever.
Some people have invited non-TF friends - I think that's great - maybe they'll join TF, maybe not... but I love parties with a lot of people.
So.... invite people and show up yourself.
Just don't expect to have the best costume.... I already won.
(in my mind)
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