2 eggs boiling in a saucepan! 1 female, 1 male! she turns 2 him &says ' look, i've got a crack!' He replies, 'No point telling me, i'm not even hard

I dun understand.... wot are ya talking about?

cann't I have cooked eggs?

Did you hear about the new paint called blond?. . . . Its not very bright, but it spreads easy

Gee's doing his one-liners :-)

it seems that I am the only one not in church here, Bill

Aaaammeeeeeeeennnnnn!!!!

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maybe should go to church as some of these jokes need burying!!!

When I saw 'XXX bald c*nt action' on Limewire, the last thing I expected was a Vin Diesel film.

My Doctor said i've a body of a thirty year old.

I don.t know how he knows that? I keep the boot locked.

My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word 'c*nt.'

I suppose she's got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother's real name.

LOL

P' Gee Ta leung lol...

can i join this church, FATHER GEE ???

as altar boy?? We can have some black messes

hahahaha i sign up for this of course !!!!