I ran across this site the other day and have been reading through the entries and can't stop.  Seriously, if you like sick humor like English_Bob's email exchanges with girls from Senegal you'll love this site.  

Basically he responds to ads on Craig's List and then slowly starts annoying the hell out of people.  

For instance:

**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****

Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....

Offering: cash, items for barter

His response:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

Brilliant.

oh my god I am dying reading through his site...love it.

LOL...

Are you calling me an a**hole?

Fair enough.

Have you got a Luger? I will buy it! How much!