English_Bob and the Salary Men
A funny thing happened to me over lunch time...
I was sitting outside a bar/restaurant in Emporium. The name of the place is 'Its happened to be a closet'... (I'm guessing a Thai owner created that name!)
Here's a picture of the place, so you can imagine the scene better... picture a bald white guy sitting at one of those tables looking slightly hungover and a bit cheesed off at the lousy service...
Anyway, a group of 5 Japanese Salarymen walked past, all dressed in suits. They were looking at me and one began pointing and said, "English Bob.. blah blah blah English Bob"... I use 'blah blah blah' for the Japanese bits.
And then the others began, "Ahhh blah blah blah English Bob blah blah blah."
I was more than a bit concerned... it's AGES since I ripped off the Yakuza and I'm sure they wouldn't STILL be holding a grudge after all this time.
Then I realised they were looking behind me... at the restaurant, rather than me.
As they continued speaking, I realised they were saying "blah blah blah English Pub..."!!!
It was a bit weird to say the least... but that's my fault for being paranoid and having a silly name.
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