MONEY

It can buy a House

But not a Home

It can buy a Bed

But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock

But not Time

It can buy you a Book

But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position

But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine

But not Health

It can buy you Blood

But not Life

It can buy you Sex

But not Love

So you see, money isn't everything! And it often causes pain and

suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your

Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF

PLATINUM, DIAMONDS OR PEARLS!

Cheers,

Smily

do you take paypal?

lol I think I can take care of it and get some pain as well

hahahaja

Have a nice day na kaaaaa

would like to share others pain n suffering with u, lol

My check is in the mail!