Shopping a husband
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...::A store that sells new husbands has just opened in CITY SOMEWHERE , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
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You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the floors.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down a floor
except to EXIT the building!
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So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" But still, she
goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous,
help with housework & have a very strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the 6th floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012,385 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are totally impossible to
please and are never satisfied.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
and ..........................
Just to avoid any gender bias charges, the store's owner also opens a
New Wives store for men just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd floor through to the 6th floor have never been visited.
:: Thanks to forwarded mail .. Do not mean to offend any charming TF guys here na ja... its just a joke.. !!! ::
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