though many say use of profanity is not clever (especially people who know Ciaran) you can be imaginative with how you use insults and swearing.
My favourite modern term is spunkbubble...
And flapsandwich is quite good too
But I love ye olde English insults from Shakespeare
Thou dissembling clay-brained nut-hook!
http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html
Or from Elizabethan times generally
you reeky pox marked measle
http://www.sam-i-am.com/play/5k/expletives/index.html
Any particular (and imaginative) profanities you like to use?