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PeeMarc : posted: 29 Nov 2009 11:51 am on "The power of a man's libido."

When men finally get over their own penis (physically, emotionally, metaphorically and psychologically), is when they find peace and freedom.

hahaha... err.... thanks...(I think) :lol:

Surely there are much better ones from people like Zues etc

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What exactly do you mean 'get over their penis physically'?

doesnt apply to those with excessively large (giant?) ones. No hope for peace with one of those.

:cry:

On the other hand, I can always look at my vast collection of pole vaulting gold medals and cheer myself up.

And you'll never need a bridge when playing pool...

:shock:

:lol::lol::lol:

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And you'll never need a bridge when playing pool.

Ahhh yes.... and the Europeans were coughing while the ROW were taking their shots?

God...that was horrible. Don't even remind me.

Then a Scot and an Irishman tried to play the "who can yell louder than the other" game to try and win an argument...

That's always impressive.

:roll:

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What exactly do you mean 'get over their penis physically'?

doesnt apply to those with excessively large (giant?) ones. No hope for peace with one of those.

:cry:

On the other hand, I can always look at my vast collection of pole vaulting gold medals and cheer myself up.

And you'll never need a bridge when playing pool...

:shock:

:lol::lol::lol:

and snooker too.. but you can't wear shorts

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Hobbes : Posted: 28 Jun 2009 12:48 pm on Politics for idiots...

And what about a Scottish Corporation?

You have 2 cows but now matter how hard you milk them they just won't produce whiskey. You are to stingy to pay for a fence and let them just wander, leading them to be shot by the landowner mistaking them for some deer in his drunken stupor. You sue for the loss of income from your herd of prize-winning whiskey-delivering cows and retire after a cunning legal settlement on about £ 1 Million per annum courtesy of the taxpayer.

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