Stramash Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands. :shock: OK reference please... "of urine" ??? NAH...callin' bullsH8t on ya mate! I'd believe it. It's such small amounts that you can't see nor taste it (thank god), but it's there. The mist might even be considered a gas by the time it gets up to your mouth...but if you can even remotely smell it, it's there. I'll have to pullout the physiology book for my head...the one on the bookshelf in miles away...since unine is concentrated in the kidneys before passing....well comes down to how does in diffusse back into (Iain sourse siliva) a path that gets up to your month...unine is not a gas it's primararly water and ammonia compounds...ya smelling your pee from ya Peter ...and since smell accounts for most many of humans tastes...I rest my case. Is there adoctor in the house :?: where is Dr. TF when you need him? :!: Is true mate; and alos, a small amount of urine is contained in that post sleep crust round the eyes!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTHM Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow.- Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. The first one is untrue.. there is lots of footage of people licking their elbows on mythbusters.com and youtube.. The last one I believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow. Not true. I know a girl who can lick her elbow. She can also lick her nose. Now THIS one I am calling BS on for sure. However, I can verify it with a simple "TF Verification Meeting" where she will receive a TF stamp of approval and your name, Neo, will be cleared of any false statements. I'm willing to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow.- Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. The first one is untrue.. there is lots of footage of people licking their elbows on mythbusters.com and youtube.. The last one I believe So an apology from Rob might be in order perhaps? 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow. You're right... I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crustyjuggler Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 - It is impossible to lick your elbow. You're right... I can't. My roommate Molly Can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 My roommate Molly Can. Lick my elbow? (sigh) I suppose so... send her over about 12ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 My roommate Molly Can. Lick my elbow? (sigh) I suppose so... send her over about 12ish. EB I have seen Molly and I am certain she can 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands. :shock: OK reference please... "of urine" ??? NAH...callin' bullsH8t on ya mate! I'd believe it. It's such small amounts that you can't see nor taste it (thank god), but it's there. The mist might even be considered a gas by the time it gets up to your mouth...but if you can even remotely smell it, it's there. I'll have to pullout the physiology book for my head...the one on the bookshelf in miles away...since unine is concentrated in the kidneys before passing....well comes down to how does in diffusse back into (Iain sourse siliva) a path that gets up to your month...unine is not a gas it's primararly water and ammonia compounds...ya smelling your pee from ya Peter ...and since smell accounts for most many of humans tastes...I rest my case. Is there adoctor in the house :?: where is Dr. TF when you need him? :!: Is true mate; and alos, a small amount of urine is contained in that post sleep crust round the eyes!! :shock: this gets more amazing...hell were all walking WCs :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 It's just normal... whatever we smell, it's tiny particles in the air being sensed. So when you can smell strawberries, there are tiny particles of strawberries in your lungs. Unfortunately it's the same when you smell ****. I thought about this once while driving through Ireland with an old school buddy. We passed a tanning factory and the smell of rotten meat filled the car. For about five minutes all I could smell was the putrid stench of decomposing flesh. I was gagging, but there was no relief. Then I began imagining all the little clumps of meat clumping together in my bronchioles and infecting me. Fortunately my passenger was a veterinary surgeon who explained why it doesn't happen... (often) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 It's just normal... whatever we smell, it's tiny particles in the air being sensed.So when you can smell strawberries, there are tiny particles of strawberries in your lungs. Unfortunately it's the same when you smell sh*t. I thought about this once while driving through Ireland with an old school buddy. We passed a tanning factory and the smell of rotten meat filled the car. For about five minutes all I could smell was the putrid stench of decomposing flesh. I was gagging, but there was no relief. Then I began imagining all the little clumps of meat clumping together in my bronchioles and infecting me. Fortunately my passenger was a veterinary surgeon who explained why it doesn't happen... (often) Was that before or after you destroyed that poor little calf? And... Asians win. Neo, I'll give you access to Admin, and maybe he'll get you something neato for Valentine's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 [quote name="Japamerican Was that before or after you destroyed that poor little calf? I thought that was a heffer ( under Blak p*ssy)... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 It's just normal... whatever we smell, it's tiny particles in the air being sensed.So when you can smell strawberries, there are tiny particles of strawberries in your lungs. Unfortunately it's the same when you smell sh*t. Actually depends ...could be.... if it is a solid or an vapor you inhailing... but most smells we sense are gases and / or by-products of the "source" of the smell... BTW our sense of smell primarly is in the olifactory glands found above the neck...not sensed in our lungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CocoaBrotha Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 You can't tickle yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 You can't tickle yourself. I can. If I rub my tongue on the roof of my mouth the right way *ahem* ... I can't keep on doing it because it tickles. Then again, I'm a freak of nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 BTW our sense of smell primarly is in the olifactory glands found above the neck...not sensed in our lungs Yes... but when you breathe in, the air goes into your lungs... it doesn't matter that your nose is there first - it finishes in your lungs.... and it carries the particles with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Hitler invented the concept of the blow-up doll. Not a joke. Hitler wanted his soldiers to be able to have their needs met without getting involved with foreign women. So... he ordered plastic bodied femmes be created for them. Blonde hair, white skin, large breasts and lips, and whose, uh, stuff, would "feel absolutely real". :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Hitler invented the concept of the blow-up doll.Not a joke. Hitler wanted his soldiers to be able to have their needs met without getting involved with foreign women. So... he ordered plastic bodied femmes be created for them. Blonde hair, white skin, large breasts and lips, and whose, uh, stuff, would "feel absolutely real". :shock: good ol' Adolph !!!...and the Autobahn too...what a guy! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Hitler invented the concept of the blow-up doll.Not a joke. Hitler wanted his soldiers to be able to have their needs met without getting involved with foreign women. So... he ordered plastic bodied femmes be created for them. Blonde hair, white skin, large breasts and lips, and whose, uh, stuff, would "feel absolutely real". :shock: good ol' Adolph !!!...and the Autobahn too...what a guy! :wink: Don't forget the Volkswagen!! Or full employment!!! Or pogroms against the Communists, Jews, Gypsies, Trade Unionists and Homosexuals!!! Oh wait... :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 some booby ones; A survey made by bra maker Triumph found that British women have the biggest boobs in Europe. More than half the women in that country wear a size D cup or larger. Denmark scored second while Holland was third. On the other hand, Italian women had the smallest breasts where 68 percent had a size B, the same survey said. But don't lose hope. Researchers said breast size has been increasing in the Western world for the past 10 – 15 years. GOOD TIMES!!! The Milky Way Galaxy is so named because the ancient Greeks thought it was made from drops of milk from the breasts of the Greek goddess Hera. In Hong Kong, you can get a degree in Bra Studies from the Hong Kong Polytechnic University where they teach you how to design and build a bra. Recently, the students exhibited their designs at the ACE Style Institute of Intimate Apparel at the ITC Resource Centre. And from boobs we head downwards... There is a scene in 'Who framed Roger Rabbit' where you can see Jessica Rabbit's fanny. (that's ***** to you Yanks!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I just love how we can say 'fanny' but not '*****' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 some booby ones;In Hong Kong, you can get a degree in Bra Studies from the Hong Kong Polytechnic University where they teach you how to design and build a bra. Recently, the students exhibited their designs at the ACE Style Institute of Intimate Apparel at the ITC Resource Centre. Im heading there in little over a weeks time...gonna see if I can enroll. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 some booby ones;In Hong Kong, you can get a degree in Bra Studies from the Hong Kong Polytechnic University where they teach you how to design and build a bra. Recently, the students exhibited their designs at the ACE Style Institute of Intimate Apparel at the ITC Resource Centre. Im heading there in little over a weeks time...gonna see if I can enroll. :cheers: I'd be **** at the theory but great at the practicals!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 some booby ones;In Hong Kong, you can get a degree in Bra Studies from the Hong Kong Polytechnic University where they teach you how to design and build a bra. Recently, the students exhibited their designs at the ACE Style Institute of Intimate Apparel at the ITC Resource Centre. Im heading there in little over a weeks time...gonna see if I can enroll. :cheers: Where is the welcome Teddy event gonna be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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