admin Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 From time to time you overhead conversations that would make no sense anywhere in the world except for Thailand. What's the best you've heard? Older guy: I hate Pattaya. It's one big den of iniquity. Younger guy: You say that like it's a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Older guy: I hate Pattaya. It's one big den of iniquity. makes sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 "She's different.... she's a cashier!" "Hello... I wan' go wis yooo." "Sorry to ask, but do you have a penis?" "No promblem." "Sexy DVD." "Bing Bong." (7-11 door) "You like some dink?" "Tuktuk... where you go?" "You lucky man..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 "½ÃÑ觨ÃÙ¡â´è ¡Ô¹ÊÑÃâÃäÃè»ÅÃ¡à »Å×á" As i hear only in Thailand so I dont sure what is it proper words translated to English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted January 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Guy A: Who the hell masterbates in Thailand?!? Guy B: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you need a work permit for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezzzy_greer Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 When the girl says t the guy "Very ham-sun man.." it is very possible that she is not mispronouncing "handsome" but making a cheeky comment about the dimensions of another part of your pride and joy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Guy - At the end of the road do i turn left or right ? Gal - Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 "Are you a man or a woman?" "Yes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerPoof Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Guy - At the end of the road do i turn left or right ?Gal - Yes No! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted January 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Guy: You ever been to Chaing Mai? Girl: Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 "Are you a man or a woman?""Yes." Both.. She/he has penis and boobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 i don't like thai men.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick24 Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 "Not forget, cannot remember" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 SAME SAME up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! up to you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 you mouth too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franck1972 Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Me love you long time...or short time, depends on your wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 My friend see you with other lady, why you do this to me ? you make my heart pain, i cry so hard i want to kill myself, i love you so much why you no love me ??? OK meet me tonight and we can talk about it. I cant I have customer ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 "Stevie is handsome." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetieBabie Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 "Stevie is handsome." ohhhhhhhhhhh snap ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 "s/he has been moved to an inactive post" Explanation: the govt official did something wrong in their official duties AND it was publically disclosed. Thus s/he has been moved to another inactive post where they retain all of their salary and benefits but don't have to undertake any duties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted January 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 This one happened to me on NYE. I had to go run a quick errand before meeting Rob up at the Australian so I got off the BTS on the even side of Sukhumvit. As I was approaching the bottom of the stairs I see two girls with really short shorts on and some sexy fishnet stockings. Being a guy with poor impulse control I sort of kept following them with my head as they walked past going in the other direction. I look down as I exit the stairs and there's a beggar with one leg sitting there and he says "Oh, lady no good. Bad girls." Here's a guy with one leg begging on the streets passing judgment on two bar girls. I had to slip the guy some cash just for making me laugh (mostly at myself for having so obviously perved on them). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted January 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 "s/he has been moved to an inactive post"Explanation: the govt official did something wrong in their official duties AND it was publically disclosed. Thus s/he has been moved to another inactive post where they retain all of their salary and benefits but don't have to undertake any duties! Can someone please let me know if they have any openings for govt officials? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 "Stevie is handsome." ohhhhhhhhhhh snap ! Now now ladies don't be bitchy :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Hotel Receptionist : Hello ___________ Hotel. How may I help you. Farang: Sawassdee crap. I want to book song hongs crap. Hotel Receptionist : Excuse me? Farang: I want to book song hongs crap. Hotel Receptionist: You'd like to book two rooms? Farang: That's what I just said...... crap Hotel Receptionist: Certainly sir. When would you like those rooms? Farang: Errm yee sip neung Hotel Receptionist: 21st? Farang: Yes... that's what I just said! Hotel Receptionist: Yes we have a vacant room for that night. How many nights will you require? Farang: I want to stay for neung atit. There will be song people in the room. Can I get a discount because I poot pasar Thai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geee Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 from the old days: - farang roo maak, mai dee - I looove youuu tooo muttt - Come inside (me) please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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