Pick Up Lines

[hbkbkk]

Please feel free to add your favorite pick up lines..

What do you think works and don't works...?

Here is the Good, Bad, and ugly pick up lines...

Good:

Can I flirt with you?

- You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

- I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

- I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

- You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

- Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

BAD:

- Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

- You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

Ugly:

- You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

- I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

- I'm good at math, U+I=69

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

- Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

- Do you want to see something swell?

- If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

and.... If all fail...

You can alway use "HOW MUCH?"

[Indman]

here's my favourites...still waiting for results though!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U & I together.

- Your father must be a thief! Caus he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

- you must really be tired, caus you've been running around in my head all day.

[beelee]

anything wrong with the old & reliable ice breaker. "hi, my name's beelee. do you mind if we chat?"

[Ben35talking]

Did any girl ever really fall for a "pickup line" or were they really after something else, and the guys are juz too stupid to think it's not their good looks and charm 55555

I notice that the users of such lines are still searching b-)

[Romeburd]

"Excuse me, have you seen my Ferrari?"

"Half Off V1AGRA!! [ hsdtt ft hved"

"I'm sorry, I forgot my pick-up line."

[SiamHotel]

8)

Shame on you guys!!!!! (winners??? )

[SiamHotel]

8)

....Well well well, pickup lines....

u're STILL there???

....in the year 2004???.....with no TT > Twin Towers anymore????

ok guys....they found a man on the moon.....amazxing LOL

G A L plzzzz!!!

PEaCE & LuV

[Thonglith]

I've just received two tickets to Heaven.

What are you doin' tonight?

Hmm... Sounds better in French though...

[harleyguy]

Austin Powers pick up lines

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

16. Are those real?

17. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

18. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

19. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

20. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

21. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

22. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

23. F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

24. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

25. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

26. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

27. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

28. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

29. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

30. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

31. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

32. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

33. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

34. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

35. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me

36. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

37. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

38. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.