macca_tirana Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 There arer many amazing things to do and see in Thailand. But what about the things that should not be done. NOT meant negative just a bit of fun. 2 from me 1) DONT try Tom Yam soup for the 1st time at breakfast - it took all day to recover 2) DONT buy cheap, fake, trainers they make your feet STINK, or is it just me :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 "don't play me like that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Dont sell everything you own and move to Thailand.....well ok maybe try it once in your life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Dont accept free concert tickets from strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Sassy Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Dont accept free concert tickets from strangers. Harry Pattaya? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anenglishman Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Don't assume that every Thai girl u meet on ur newbie visit to Thailand is a sex worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Don't give your TF girlfriend 50,000baht on the poor farm girl scenario....and expect to get it back when she gets pregnant to another tourist boy a week later...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUNATICFRINGE Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 When in a department store or a drug store (perhaps with the exception of Booths), if you don?t see it on the shelf, then DO NOT ask (in either Thai or English). What plays out will grate you more than the fact you cannot find what you are looking for. Just walk out and then go elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakseeda Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Don't speak spanish- they won't have a clue what you're saying:-) Don't walk backwards with your eyes closed down Sukhumvit. Don't go to a restaurant and dance on the tables. Don't go to Nana looking for love. Don't tell them you support anybody but Man U, Arsenal, Chelsea or Liverpool. Don't go fishing near a temple Don't dress up like a monk and think its funny Don't walk on an escalator Don't talk on an elevator Don't sleep with an alligator and at all costs never order the steak :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 don't assume that every girl that you meet is a girl 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyCat Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Don't speak spanish- they won't have a clue what you're saying:-)Don't walk backwards with your eyes closed down Sukhumvit. Don't sleep with an alligator :wink: Let me add after reading this, Bakseeda, limit your intake of alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolateLady Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Guy must becareful !! DON'T PAMPER YOURSELF WITH SWEET SMILE AND NICE GAL IN LAND OF SMILE WHY !! Because you will addict till you cant leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frits Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 don't get a throat-infection in Ranong. The medicines the doctors gave to me there didn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Don't give your TF girlfriend 50,000baht on the poor farm girl scenario....and expect to get it back when she gets pregnant to another tourist boy a week later...... speakin' from your own experience??? :shock: Never ask the taxi driver if he know a good restaurant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdiddy Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Don't buy a shirt sized M, because you really want an L or XL. This man speaks the truth. I've got a pretty decently small frame but still have trouble finding my size... I'm pretty sure that when they say 'medium' they mean 'youth medium'. At least hold that t shirt up to yourself..... it'd be a real pity to waste 100B.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Don't give your TF girlfriend 50,000baht on the poor farm girl scenario....and expect to get it back when she gets pregnant to another tourist boy a week later...... speakin' from your own experience??? :shock: Damm right....daughter of the Mekong king....hic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Dont accept free concert tickets from strangers. Harry Pattaya? :roll: All you can eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeBreak Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Dont smile or look at their eyes when you walking along the road while bar girls say "welcome welcome sir" coz you will cannot walk pass that bar. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Dont smile or look at their eyes when you walking along the road while bar girls say "welcome welcome sir" coz you will cannot walk pass that bar. 8) Don't walk past......... RUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeBreak Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dont smile or look at their eyes when you walking along the road while bar girls say "welcome welcome sir" coz you will cannot walk pass that bar. 8) Don't walk past......... RUN! RUN in or RUN away? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 don't eat yellow snow! I know I know...but it's good advice ANYWHERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Dont smile or look at their eyes when you walking along the road while bar girls say "welcome welcome sir" coz you will cannot walk pass that bar. 8) Don't walk past......... RUN! RUN in or RUN away? :roll: RUN past....... having trouble keeping up? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_George Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Don't confuse kindness with honesty, Don't wear white socks with shorts, Don't get your haircut in a hairdresser with any female employees. Don't assume that the taxi driver knows where he is going, Don't buy a t-shirt with 'no money no honey' logo, or any of the like. Don't waste your time queing up for 'Roti Boy', Don't ask anyone for directions in Patpong, Don't ask anyone anything in Patpong, Don't accrue beer tabs in any gogo bar, Don't ring ANY bells in ANY bar, put your mobile on silent just to make sure. Don't give any Thai woman any 'chances' on the pool table, Don't take anything anyone says online as gospel, Don't talk to anyone who gives you their business card inside 2minutes. Don't fall asleep in Lumpini park, or risk rape by a large lizard, ............................................................ MOST IMPORTANLY - Don't take more than one viagra, 'for a laugh'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTHM Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Don't show you're mad. keep a straight face Don't swear, see above Don't expect punctuality, 8 pm in 'Thai-time' may very well be 10 pm Don't buy black market block-buster dvds two days after world premiere (unless you actually like watching movies recorded by a handheld videocam from inside a theater) Don't fall asleep on the beach the first day But most iimportantly: Don't worry, have a good time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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