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Myth: If you sneeze alot, someone's missing you too.


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I've heard of this myth before.

If you sneeze more than usual, that means someone whom is loving/admiring you, is acually missing you.

Now how would this theory connect?

During the sixth century, it was customary to congratulate people who sneezed because they were expelling evil from their bodies... :?: :roll:

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Sneezing indicates that the Devil has reached your name in his large book of sinners. Unless someone says "God Bless/Gesundheit/prosit", he'll mark down your latest sins... And with enough marks in the book, eternal damnation and red hot pokers up your behind awaits you :shock:

At least that what they said in medieval times.

The moral: Don't forget to add a God Bless whenever someone sneezes (unless you want him or her to burn in Hell, that is 8) )

PS as a single, sinful person with allergy, I'm pretty much destined for the Sea of Sulphur lol

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During the 17th century, sneezing was associated with contracting the bubonic plague (the great plague). It is where the children's nursery rhyme comes from....

Ring a ring a roses (a sign of the plague was a red rash in the shape of a ring)

Pocket full of poses (herb carried to ward off the plague)

atishoo atishoo

we all fall down (err.... dead)

It is also where the tradition of saying 'Bless you' when someone sneezes comes from. You blessed the person in the hope that the sneeze wasnt the sign of the plague....

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I've heard of this myth before.

If you sneeze more than usual, that means someone whom is loving/admiring you, is acually missing you.

Now how would this theory connect?

:roll:

my theory : if you happen to sneeze more than usual, surely your maid didnt do the proper work to keep the house clean enough.

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I've heard of this myth before.

If you sneeze more than usual, that means someone whom is loving/admiring you, is acually missing you.

Now how would this theory connect?

:roll:

my theory : if you happen to sneeze more than usual, surely your maid didnt do the proper work to keep the house clean enough.

No I dont have a maid at home, but the house is always ensured that its clean.

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I've heard of this myth before.

If you sneeze more than usual, that means someone whom is loving/admiring you, is acually missing you.

Now how would this theory connect?

:roll:

my theory : if you happen to sneeze more than usual, surely your maid didnt do the proper work to keep the house clean enough.

No I dont have a maid at home, but the house is always ensured that its clean.

my house is insured against theft, hurricanes, tornadoes and fire :wink:

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i saw a movie once called fiilly del fee ahhh and this guy who had aids sneezed so becareful :wink:

Be careful? You can't get it from a sneeze. Sneezes are mostly saliva and you'd need to ingest several litres of saliva to have any chance of contracting aids. So yes, be careful if you're in the habit of inhaling several litres of saliva from stranger's sneezes.

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I've heard of this myth before.

If you sneeze more than usual, that means someone whom is loving/admiring you, is acually missing you.

Now how would this theory connect?

:roll:

my theory : if you happen to sneeze more than usual, surely your maid didnt do the proper work to keep the house clean enough.

No I dont have a maid at home, but the house is always ensured that its clean.

right.

ermmmm ... and you sneeze more than usual.

one can only say that "clean" has many different standards.

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I've heard of this myth before.

If you sneeze more than usual, that means someone whom is loving/admiring you, is acually missing you.

Now how would this theory connect?

ummm.....and when i hiccough... it mean someone gossip me ?...my Science teacher will get angry me or not.

A hiccough? Is that the same as saying a burfart?

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So we have satan and his list, evil spirits being thrust out, evil spirits being kept out, bubonic plague, flu, colds, and whatnot... good luck, bad luck etc

I think to summarise, it is simply not healthy to be around people who are sneezing as you may catch or ingest one or more of the above ills...

I have also heard of some medical condition (probably another urban myth though) that some women suffer from where they have an orgasm every time they sneeze... and I hear that the treatment is the regular use of pepper... :P

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