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meaning #1 is definitely that 4 legged farm machine... like a tractor, except runs on grain and grass instead of gas...

i think what is meant the way it is used by falangs: when they hook up with a girl, esp from the countryside, esp bargirl from the countryside, her family's water buffalo will die at least once a year and need to be replaced at approximately the cost of a used automobile...

short answer, from what i can tell, the equivalent of "cash cow."

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  zeusbheld said:
meaning #1 is definitely that 4 legged farm machine... like a tractor, except runs on grain and grass instead of gas...

i think what is meant the way it is used by falangs: when they hook up with a girl, esp from the countryside, esp bargirl from the countryside, her family's water buffalo will die at least once a year and need to be replaced at approximately the cost of a used automobile...

short answer, from what i can tell, the equivalent of "cash cow."

die once a year .... u got to be joking it's at least once a month (depending on how many sponsors) and during drought can be more often than that.not forgetting sick mum, dad's new pick up, brothers university fees etc.

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  TANGtaffy said:
i have a lot of slangs and ebonics. people sometimes don't even understand it. well...someone once even said i could even make my own dictionary. :] harhar, umm, once i get comfortable here, maybe my ebonics/slangs will start appearing

i am quoting myself for the hell of it cuz i found myself already using some of my words...

1) oh my ghettoness = oh my gosh

2) shut yo trapp = shut your mouth/shut up/be quite

#2 isn't actually mine's cuz almost everyone from an urban/inner city speaks like that.

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wank bank

Noun. Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating. E.g."Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank."

welly-top

Noun. Descriptive of a large vagina. Supposedly having the roominess and appearance of the top of a wellington boot. E.g."Thomas was horrified to hear she had a vagina like a welly-top."

******

Noun. 1. A homosexual male. Derog.

2. On the gay scene meaning a 'camp' effeminate male homosexual. Derog.

finger pie

Noun. The act of manually stimulating of the female genitals.

five knuckle shuffle

Noun. An act of masturbation.

galloping knob-rot

Noun. Severe, uncontrolled venereal disease. Cf. 'knob-rot'.

German helmet

Noun. The head of the penis, from its physical shape being vaguely similar to that of the soldier's headwear.

back scuttle

Noun. Anal intercourse.

Verb. To have anal intercourse.

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrs. A catch-phrase that expresses that a situation could be much worse, hence one should be grateful. Also 'better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick'.

passion killers

Noun. Very unattractive underwear and unlikely to encourage sexual advances; infact so unappealing they would halt any such advances.

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Ebonics: "Damn- that s**t is DOPE!"

English: That is a wonderful concept/object/action.

Ebonics: ³I can't FADE that!"

English: I am unable to hande this at this time.

Ebonics: "Shante ain't HAVIN' it!"

English: This is not something that Shante will allow

to occur..

Ebonics: "Homey- Boo was dropping PHAT beats."

English: Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music.

Ebonics: "YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!"

English: Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana

cigarette?

Ebonics: "JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!"

English: I had in my posession a condom, which was used

in my engagement of sexual activity.

Ebonics: "What's up? Why you ALL UP IN my s**t!?!"

English: Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs.

Ebonics: "She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!"

English: The woman is creatively informing you that her

interest in dating you is non-existant at this time.

Ebonics: "Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN' STRAIGHT GAME

to baby-doll, and it was SMOOOOOOOVE!"

English: Renaldo was creatively inquiring as to the

marital status of the female, with the intention of asking

her on a date.

Ebonics: "STEP OFF Cool- before I bust PHAT CAPS in your A**

with my NEENER..."

English: It would be beneficial to your physical state to

leave this area, as i will soon be encouraged by your

disrespect towards me shoot bullets into your fanny with

my 9mm pistola.

Ebonics: "Why is 5-OH always BUGGIN'!?!"

English: Why are the police officers always worried?

Ebonics: "Friday night- COLD CHILLIN' with a 40 and a BLUNT."

English: It is Friday eve, and I am leisurely enjoying a

forty ounce bottle of malt liquor and a marijuana cigarette.

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  cs3602001 said:
welly-top

Noun. Descriptive of a large vagina. Supposedly having the roominess and appearance of the top of a wellington boot. E.g."Thomas was horrified to hear she had a vagina like a welly-top."

here i prefer the more direct wide glide.
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five knuckle shuffle

Noun. An act of masturbation.

here i favor blinding polyphemos,.. pretentious reference to greek mythology... in real life i say pounding pud

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passion killers

Noun. Very unattractive underwear and unlikely to encourage sexual advances; infact so unappealing they would halt any such advances.

codpiece or chastity belt?

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Ive been teased by these

"would you "adam 'n' eve it?"

"look into my mince pies,'cause you're havin a Turkish"

"are you getting home in your jam jar tonight? but make sure you stick to the frog 'n' toad this time"

til now I still keep saying "sh*t" to myself :x ,I wanna know what they mean,help :cry: !

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  zbh said:
my dear esteemed oyness---

for your own good, please note---if american slang has been ridiculed on south park, it is too old to use.

"hella' is one such word.

thanks,

zbh

the b stands for slang thug

you dont say what *i*shouldnt say without suggesting proper slangs *i* should say.

ps gimme your south park collection!!! ALL of them!!!

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  zed said:
.... Thought you might have a 'chip on your shoulder' about brits.

now i know- carry on

I can take good humour

:oops:

:)

... juzt coz I got blue hair, small titz, horny attitude & blonde eyes la??? j/k lol

PS wat'z was the ToPiC again anyway??

-- Pacino (> luuuUrvx u @all 8) )

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  OIC said:
Ive been teased by these

"look into my mince pies,'cause you're havin a Turkish"

mince pies = eyes.....................Turkish = delight as in turkish delight,

the chocolate

:D

No,no,no .... :roll:

Turkish - Is the same as bubble (bath) ... turkish bath ... laugh ...

Therefore "Look into my eyes, because i think you are havin a laugh" ...

Even if you know the words, doesnt mean you have cracked the code ...

The phrase, having a laugh, translates to something you do not beleive, or you are joking with me, arent you?

Next you guys need to work on your east london accents,

1) speak really fast

2) make all the words into one big sentance

3) ... drop the R ... replace it with W or A ... As in Water ( Wort-a )

4) call everybody BRUV

5) Try to include as many "You get me" (yagitme), "yaknowhatimeanbruv" (you know what i mean my friend) or "innit" (isnt it) in every sentence as possible ... innit ...

:mrgreen:

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