finish the limerick competition!!

[stegee]

first prize of a tin of leo outside a 7eleven somewhere in thailand if i ever bump into you and you remember to remind me!!

there was a young lady from udon...

for those who want to give it a try and are unfamiliar with this style of poem see here!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

[stegee]

come on now..

we can all do better than that..

surely?? :shock: :?

[samy5000]

i heard this limerick from one of our seniors workers in bkk :

A musician who lives in Bangkok

Has fiddle strings tied to his cock.

When he gets an erection,

He plays a selection

From Johan Sebastian Bach !

[WHISKERS]

There was a young lady from Udon

Who was asked why her nails were glued on

She thought for awhile

and then said with a smile

"Because my real ones have all been chewed on!! lol

[Damnam1]

An argentinian shepherd named Bruno

said there is something I do know

Women are fine

sheep are divine

but Lama is Numero Uno..

[stegee]

An argentinian shepherd named Bruno

said there is something I do know

Women are fine

sheep are divine

but Lama is Numero Uno..

you obviously haven't got the hang of it.....

the first line is.....

their was a young lady from udon..

[zeusbheld]

There was a young lady from Udon

Whose fantasy was to be pooed on

When asked why was that

She replied she loved scat

And went off to put something lewd on

***** musical interlude alert ********

skebelli de bop zoowop doowa

*****end musical interlude alert *****

[MiiOoan]

So then this young girl from Udon,

A contest she hoped to egg on,

Knew she couldn't win

When entered Admin

Who crapped out the thread's denouement.

[MiiOoan]

And one more, since Admin wins the Udon category.

*********************************

The girl's cousin hailed from ¡Ãا෾,

She did fornicate with some pep,

Her pleasure was boys,

Or ¤¹à´ÕÂÇ with toys,

She probably gave me the hep.

*******************************

apologies for 1-upping the admin. I feel dirty now.

[CountA]

There was a young lady from Udon

Who outraged all the fellows in Udon

By cycling to town

Without wearing a gown

And, what's worse, without even a shirt on

There was a young lady from Udon

(whose conduct has sometimes been booed on)

She has now been in bed

With a cold in her head

For a week with her bonnet and boots on

There was a young lady from Udon

Whose figure had plenty of meat on

She said "Marry me dear

And you'll find that my rear,

Is a nice place to warm your cold feet on"

:wink:

[English_George]

There was a young lady from Udon

Whose fantasy was to be pooed on

When asked why was that

She replied she loved scat

And went off to put something lewd on

..that ones got the best intro.......

There was a young lady from Udon,

Who married a man called John,

They bought an estate,

Of which she had the 51% stake,

Packed her bags, sold the house and she was gone.

...79

[stegee]

There was a young lady from Udon

Whose fantasy was to be pooed on

When asked why was that

She replied she loved scat

And went off to put something lewd on

jay wins the tin of beer!!