Guest hungrycentipede Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 Ok, i can't supress it any more! I've been trying to hide it but its not so easy. The thing is that I am not who you think I am. Just take a look at my profile. Everything that you see and read is all part of a social experiement to creat Mr. Perfect. Every word you see has been skillfully crafted by a team of expert psychologists, comedians, stylists and marketing professionals to make intelligent and attractive females immediately attracted to me. Take a look at my photographs and you will see that I look too good to be true. Note the complete perefection in my appearance which caxn only have come from mating the most handsome and beautiful specimen together in a llab. All my body parts are designer and customer tailored. I have Armani arms, Gucci legs and most of my torso has been borrowed from olympic athletes and models. This is why you will never see me and Leonardo de Caprio in the same room at the same time. Also please note that the big smile I have on my face is not permenant. It has been artificially created by inserting live hamsters in my mouth for the short photo opportunities when required. Outside of this website I am really a 90 year old man, with no teeth, only one ball, a dodgy hip and an addiction to Viagra. Thank you Thailand Friends for letting me talk to beautiful 18 year old girls and to let me get to know them behind my disguise. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzanthai Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Me too apparently! I confess I am not real just a figment of my imagination. I dont exsist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uarewotueat Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Me too apparently!I confess I am not real just a figment of my imagination. I dont exsist! if only it was true! :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 am not really an eagle :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 i am not so much a fake as a case of stolen identity. yesh 'tis true, i am not the real zeus b held. however, tardzit was indeed a fake. of sorts. he's gone now, until he attempts to come back again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 i am not so much a fake as a case of stolen identity. yesh 'tis true, i am not the real zeus b held. however, tardzit was indeed a fake. of sorts. he's gone now, until he attempts to come back again. Who is Mighty Zeus's therapist for the confusion of his identity crisis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyboy112003 Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 i am not so much a fake as a case of stolen identity. yesh 'tis true, i am not the real zeus b held. however, tardzit was indeed a fake. of sorts. he's gone now, until he attempts to come back again. Who is Mighty Zeus's therapist for the confusion of his identity crisis Why it's Yellowsomekindofunderwaterthingy of course :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 I admit it. It is not me in any of my pix. It is actuality my twin brother. Don't believe I have a twin? Think I am faking it? And I don't even like som tam. Yeah, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 turdzit just bit the dust again *yawn* there are days i like being cop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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